Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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