i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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