I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
this will be a night to untag.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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