Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
