Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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