You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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