that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Randomize
