I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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