it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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