I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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