New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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