there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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