im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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