you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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