Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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