do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm like, not good at living.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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