Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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