i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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