At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have fence marks all over my body
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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