i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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