Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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