sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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