I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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