I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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