Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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