Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
