Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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