I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
this is an emotional support booty call
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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