maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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