So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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