I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
he just fucked me for my cheese.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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