do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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