I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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