Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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