no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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