Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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