just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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