The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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