Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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