You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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