yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also, beer. Big fan.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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