I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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