no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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