Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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