***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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