My boss' voice literally gives me gas
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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