he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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