is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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