The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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