The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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