Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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