it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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