I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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