Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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