If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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