are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dignity is for republicans.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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