i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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