We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
be right there i have to get my cape
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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