did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I love having hate sex.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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